Feet used in the U-pack trailer: 16
Threats of domestic violence: 1 (me to him)
Hurtful profanities: 1 (him to me)
Resolutions to move to an ashram and have no things and no relationships: 1 (me)
Hours of television watched by the Bee: oh, hundreds (to quote Bridget)
Trips to Tartine in the final week: 3
Regrets: too few to mention (except for this one, which is that I regret eating so few burritos in the last two years)
I can't tell you how many boxes there were in the end, because in the end numbers and spreadsheets and color-coding were abandoned for tossing and taping. We'll see how that went when we get there in two weeks. For now Bee and I are recovering at the seashore with my family while doughty Andrew wraps up his work. Next time from New England, kids.
p.s. if you must move cross-country, which is obviously a horrible idea, may I recommend not doing it at a time of record high gas prices. that is all.